All About Me

I started out as a child, and over the ensuing years I grew into an adult who shamelessly uses quotes from comedians on his website. By day, I make websites for small companies in exchange for the ability to buy goods and services from people. By night, I spin tales that were born in the twisted thing I like to call my head. My brain is a scary place.

I recently decided to get into mandolin, so naturally I bought a tenor guitar. I promise this makes sense. Also something about cheese. I wrote this website on Valentine's Day, because I'm a hero.

The Absolute Latest

I finished editing on my fantasy world's version of Grimm's Fairy Tales. Now it needs illustrations.