I started out as a child, and over the ensuing years I grew into an adult who shamelessly uses quotes from comedians on his website. By day, I make websites for small companies in exchange for the ability to buy goods and services from people. By night, I spin tales that were born in the twisted thing I like to call my head. My brain is a scary place.
I live in a part of Toronto where I'm close enough to everything to get to things easily, but far enough away that those things are not terrible bothers. I also host monthly board game days with my friends, and I quite enjoy Critical Role on the Geek and Sundry network. Also something about cheese. I wrote this website on Valentine's Day, because I'm a hero.