No narration. Just speech.
MATURE CONTENT WARNING
"I don't want to do this."
"Sure you do, it'll be fun."
"I don't want to do this."
"I promise, you have nothing to worry about."
"What if I don't like it?"
"You will."
"But what if I don't?"
"You will. Look, I wouldn't be asking you to do it if I didn't think you'd enjoy it, right?"
"Well... yeah, but I'm nervous. I've never done anything like this before."
"Don't worry, you'll do fine. You'll do great."
"Well... okay. Where do I stand?"
"You don't have to stand; sit down on the bed."
"Okay. Here?"
"That's perfect. See? You're doing great already."
"I don't..."
"Hey, Sarah did it, and she got through no problem. Now I know you can do anything that Sarah can do, right?"
"I guess..."
"Sure you can. In fact, you can do it better than she can. Come on, say it with me now: 'anything Sarah can do, I can do better.' Go ahead."
"Anything Sarah can do, I can do better."
"That's right, now say it again."
"Anything Sarah can do, I can do better."
"See? You feel better already, I can tell. Don't you feel better now?"
"I do."
"That's the spirit. Now shuffle back on the bed a little; that's it. And I'm going to record it, just like we're making a great big Hollywood movie. You like movies, don't you?"
"Yeah."
"Well, this is your very own, big budget Hollywood movie. Who's your favourite movie star?"
"Emily Blunt."
"I like Emily Blunt too. Why is she your favourite?"
"Because she's strong and pretty."
"Just like you are. And that's who you're going to be: Emily Blunt. Now who's your favourite guy movie star?"
"Shia LaBeouf."
"...Why is he your favourite?"
"He's cute."
"Well you know what? You're going to be Emily Blunt, and Jesse here is going to be Shia LaBeouf."
"He doesn't look like Shia LaBeouf."
"That's because it's a movie; you have to use your imagination. And I'm going to be the director - I'll be telling you and Shia LaBeouf what to do."
"Can my Mom be here?"
"No; she can never find out. You see, this is a secret movie. And it's an adult-sized movie, which makes it an adult-sized secret. That's a lot of responsibility. You can keep a secret this big, right?"
"I guess so."
"That's the spirit; I knew you could do it. How old are you?"
"I'm nine."
"Nine years old - you're practically a woman! Let me tell you, you were born to be in this movie."
"Okay."
"Sure you were. Now are you ready?"
"I guess."
"Good. Now take your shirt off."
"I don't want to do this."
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