No narration. Just speech.
"Honey, I'm so excited about this new house!"
"I know, babe. I am too."
"We're finally out of Harlem and into a really nice neighbourhood."
"Ain't nothin' wrong with Harlem."
"Ain't nothin' wrong, but our apartment was terrible."
"That is the truth."
"I'm looking forward to having our own house. Baby we looked so long for it!"
"I know. I can't wait to get all our stuff in and unpacked tomorrow."
"I think I'm a little lost though. Which turn is it?"
"Stepford Street, just up there."
"That's right. Ominous name."
"What do you mean Ominous?"
"Babe, ain't you ever seen The Stepford Wives?"
"You know I haven't."
"I don't know what you've seen or not seen."
"Well, no, I ain't seen The Stepford Wives."
"Baby it is a spooky movie about robot white women."
"Robot white women?"
"Mm-hmm."
"I don't want nothin' to do with no robot white women."
"Neither do I after seeing that movie."
"And we're here. Baby look at how nice this house is!"
"Look at that nice white siding. You know what that would look like back in Harlem."
"Baby, don't talk bad about Harlem, I grew up there."
"Baby I know, but you gotta admit, those walls in Harlem would look like a graffiti rainbow."
"That is the truth."
"Baby will you smell that air? Even the front closet of this house smells like sunshine."
"We'll put the couch right there, and the TV over there-"
"Babe, why is the door to the basement open?"
"I don't know, the realtor must have left it that way."
"Well is there anything down there?"
"There shouldn't be, the house is supposed to be totally empty except for the appliances and drapes."
"Baby we are replacing those ugly-ass purple drapes."
"They'd make a good tablecloth though."
"They would make a good tablecloth. Baby you are so smart."
"Why does it smell like burnt feet down here?"
"THE BLOOD WILL FLOW!"
"Well, this sure is a nice house, shame we can't stay."
"Baby we gotta get the fuck outta here."
"I'm sorry mean house, we're leaving now!"
"Baby, Harlem ain't that bad."
"That is the truth."
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2020-06-15 · Accept the Unexpected
2020-06-08 · Failing The Test
2020-06-01 · Best Laid Plans
2020-05-25 · The End?
2020-05-18 · The Only Explanation
2020-05-11 · Personal Victory
2020-05-04 · Six Questions
2020-04-27 · It's A Team Effort
2020-04-20 · The More Things Change
2020-04-13 · It's All About Perspective
2020-04-06 · Fake It 'Til You Make It
2020-03-30 · Keeping It Clean
2020-03-23 · How To Save The World
2020-03-16 · Time For A Change
2020-03-09 · Music To My Ears
2020-03-02 · Unfamiliar Territory
2020-02-24 · Something From Nothing
2020-02-17 · The Times Are Changing
2020-02-10 · The Missing Piece
2020-02-03 · Wrong Place, Wrong Time
2020-01-27 · Overexposure
2020-01-20 · As Seen On TV
2020-01-13 · Written By A.I.
2020-01-06 · Promises Kept
2019-12-30 · Ringing It In
2019-12-23 · Happy Unspecified Seasonal Holiday!
2019-12-16 · The Lair
2019-12-09 · Time To Get Cracking
2019-12-02 · Not A Suicide
2019-11-25 · The One That Knows What Number It Is
2019-11-18 · Venting Frustrations
2019-11-11 · The Test Takers
2019-11-04 · Make Your Play
2019-10-28 · Horror With Smart People
2019-10-21 · The Interview
2019-10-14 · It Must Have Happened At Some Point
2019-10-07 · Work The Problem
2019-09-30 · Cogs in the Machine
2019-09-23 · First of One
2019-09-16 · Curse Your Inevitable Betrayal!
2019-09-09 · Be Brief
2019-09-02 · Changing Channels
2019-08-26 · It's A Process
2019-08-19 · Armed And Dangerous
2019-08-12 · Good Intentions
2019-08-05 · A Simple Procedure
2019-07-29 · Finale Feelings
2019-07-22 · Fun And Profit
2019-07-15 · It Builds Character
2019-07-08 · Aviator Safety
2019-06-24 · Something's Been Bugging Me
2019-06-17 · It's All About You
2019-05-27 · Rough Encounters
2019-05-20 · Wishes Three
2019-05-13 · A Gentle Nudge
2019-05-06 · A Simple Misunderstanding?
2019-04-29 · Don't Spoil It
2019-04-22 · Under Scrutiny
2019-04-15 · Prepare To Resist
2019-04-08 · Making Small Talk
2019-04-01 · The Crisis
2019-03-25 · Just Kidding
2019-03-18 · How About That Local Sports Team?
2019-03-11 · Public Engagement
2019-03-04 · The Hero We Need
2019-02-25 · The Negotiation
2019-02-18 · Executive Orders
2019-02-11 · The Talk
2019-02-04 · The Big Game
2019-01-28 · If It's A Girl...
2019-01-21 · The Nature Of Picasso
2019-01-14 · I'm Sorry, Ms. Jackson
2019-01-07 · Never Saw It Coming
2018-12-31 · Duelling ...Holidays?
2018-12-24 · Too Much Cheer
2018-12-17 · Taking Out The Trash
2018-12-10 · Let's Go To The Movies
2018-12-03 · Not For Donuts
2018-11-26 · Horizons Made Broad
2018-11-19 · It's The Journey That Matters
2018-11-12 · Anthing You Can Do...
2018-11-05 · Let's Call It "Laundry"
2018-10-29 · Unfriended
2018-10-22 · A Conversation About "Tacos"
2018-10-15 · Changes
2018-10-08 · An Adult-Sized Secret
2018-10-01 · Street War
2018-09-24 · Whither Whether Why
2018-09-17 · The Pitch
2018-09-10 · The One That's Meta
2018-09-03 · A Night At The Movies
2018-08-27 · We're Vampires
2018-08-20 · The Final Showdown
2018-08-13 · The End Of The World
2018-08-06 · A More Rational Kind Of Love
2018-07-30 · Death Troubles
2018-07-23 · True Love
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