Speech Only

No narration. Just speech.

First of One

"I don't like this."

"What?"

"I said, I don't like this."

"I heard what you said, I just have no idea what you're talking about."

"This. I don't like it."

"Okay, but what is 'this'?"

"This, right here."

"You mean the restaurant?"

"No."

"The booth?"

"No."

"Do you mean you and me sitting here in this booth in this restaurant?"

"No, of course not. I'm delightful, and that wears off on you and makes you a better person."

"Thanks?"

"You're welcome. No, I mean the silence."

"What silence?"

"When we're just sitting here not talking. That silence."

"Okay... but we're talking now."

"Right."

"So how can you say you hate this when the 'this' you're referring to isn't going on any more?"

"Because right up until I said it, it was going on."

"But by saying it you stopped it, removing the thing you don't like."

"And as such I defeated it. Mission accomplished. Well done, me."

"Sometimes I wonder whether you listen to yourself speak."

"All the time. It's one of my favourite things."

"I don't doubt that for a second."

"Thanks, I knew you believed in me as much as I believe in me."

"I don't think anyone believes in you as much as you do."

"I'm certain you're right. Well done."

"You know, one of these days your overconfidence is going to catch up to you."

"Perhaps. But it is not this day."

"Frankly, I'm surprised you're not a cult leader."

"What makes you think I'm not one?"

"Are you a cult leader?"

"No, those guys are weirdos."

"Not fit to clean your shoes?"

"Not fit to look at my shoes."

"What about me?"

"You can look at them."

"But do not touch?"

"Why would you want to touch my shoes?"

"I don't."

"I'm starting to think you're weird."

"I'm starting to think I should go."

"You're probably right."

"Can I be honest?"

"I encourage it."

"This isn't the worst first date I've been on, but it's certainly up there."

"I'm sure it's among the best."

"I have no doubt you think that. Have a good night."

"I will."

Story Index

2020-06-22 · Boss Music Intensifies
2020-06-15 · Accept the Unexpected
2020-06-08 · Failing The Test
2020-06-01 · Best Laid Plans
2020-05-25 · The End?
2020-05-18 · The Only Explanation
2020-05-11 · Personal Victory
2020-05-04 · Six Questions
2020-04-27 · It's A Team Effort
2020-04-20 · The More Things Change
2020-04-13 · It's All About Perspective
2020-04-06 · Fake It 'Til You Make It
2020-03-30 · Keeping It Clean
2020-03-23 · How To Save The World
2020-03-16 · Time For A Change
2020-03-09 · Music To My Ears
2020-03-02 · Unfamiliar Territory
2020-02-24 · Something From Nothing
2020-02-17 · The Times Are Changing
2020-02-10 · The Missing Piece
2020-02-03 · Wrong Place, Wrong Time
2020-01-27 · Overexposure
2020-01-20 · As Seen On TV
2020-01-13 · Written By A.I.
2020-01-06 · Promises Kept
2019-12-30 · Ringing It In
2019-12-23 · Happy Unspecified Seasonal Holiday!
2019-12-16 · The Lair
2019-12-09 · Time To Get Cracking
2019-12-02 · Not A Suicide
2019-11-25 · The One That Knows What Number It Is
2019-11-18 · Venting Frustrations
2019-11-11 · The Test Takers
2019-11-04 · Make Your Play
2019-10-28 · Horror With Smart People
2019-10-21 · The Interview
2019-10-14 · It Must Have Happened At Some Point
2019-10-07 · Work The Problem
2019-09-30 · Cogs in the Machine
 2019-09-23 · First of One
2019-09-16 · Curse Your Inevitable Betrayal!
2019-09-09 · Be Brief
2019-09-02 · Changing Channels
2019-08-26 · It's A Process
2019-08-19 · Armed And Dangerous
2019-08-12 · Good Intentions
2019-08-05 · A Simple Procedure
2019-07-29 · Finale Feelings
2019-07-22 · Fun And Profit
2019-07-15 · It Builds Character
2019-07-08 · Aviator Safety
2019-06-24 · Something's Been Bugging Me
2019-06-17 · It's All About You
2019-05-27 · Rough Encounters
2019-05-20 · Wishes Three
2019-05-13 · A Gentle Nudge
2019-05-06 · A Simple Misunderstanding?
2019-04-29 · Don't Spoil It
2019-04-22 · Under Scrutiny
2019-04-15 · Prepare To Resist
2019-04-08 · Making Small Talk
2019-04-01 · The Crisis
2019-03-25 · Just Kidding
2019-03-18 · How About That Local Sports Team?
2019-03-11 · Public Engagement
2019-03-04 · The Hero We Need
2019-02-25 · The Negotiation
2019-02-18 · Executive Orders
2019-02-11 · The Talk
2019-02-04 · The Big Game
2019-01-28 · If It's A Girl...
2019-01-21 · The Nature Of Picasso
2019-01-14 · I'm Sorry, Ms. Jackson
2019-01-07 · Never Saw It Coming
2018-12-31 · Duelling ...Holidays?
2018-12-24 · Too Much Cheer
2018-12-17 · Taking Out The Trash
2018-12-10 · Let's Go To The Movies
2018-12-03 · Not For Donuts
2018-11-26 · Horizons Made Broad
2018-11-19 · It's The Journey That Matters
2018-11-12 · Anthing You Can Do...
2018-11-05 · Let's Call It "Laundry"
2018-10-29 · Unfriended
2018-10-22 · A Conversation About "Tacos"
2018-10-15 · Changes
2018-10-08 · An Adult-Sized Secret
2018-10-01 · Street War
2018-09-24 · Whither Whether Why
2018-09-17 · The Pitch
2018-09-10 · The One That's Meta
2018-09-03 · A Night At The Movies
2018-08-27 · We're Vampires
2018-08-20 · The Final Showdown
2018-08-13 · The End Of The World
2018-08-06 · A More Rational Kind Of Love
2018-07-30 · Death Troubles
2018-07-23 · True Love
2018-07-18 · At Least It's Not Des Moines