No narration. Just speech.
"You! Come here."
"Yes sir, what can I do for you?"
"I need you to do some cleaning up for me."
"What do you want me to clean?"
"Let's call it ...laundry."
"Laundry?"
"Laundry! The best kind of cleaning."
"Because then you get to use it."
"Because then I get to wear it."
"What?"
"It's laundry. Here, let me show you."
"...That's dirty laundry."
"It sure is. You'll notice the impressive stains, I went out of my way to make it a challenge for you."
"What do you mean?"
"The washing machine is broken. You're going to wash them by hand."
"Is that poo?"
"That is poo! And a mighty poo it is."
"You have fifteen people working here for you; why am I the one you give your shit-stained laundry to?"
"Because you were standing where I was pointing."
"But Joe walked by you right before you called me over. You could have picked him."
"I sure could have. But I picked you!"
"You picked me to do your laundry because I'm a woman."
"Don't be silly! It's not because you're a woman, it's because I hate you. Because you're a woman."
"What did women ever do to you?"
"I don't like confined spaces, Sarah. That birth canal was just entirely too tight."
"You weren't even conscious to remember that!"
"Maybe not, but it's the principle that matters. And the principle here is I need you to do my laundry."
"Your shit-stained laundry."
"By hand!"
"I so need to quit this job."
"And go where? In this economy, with no marketable skills, you'd be lucky to get a job as a homeless person."
"Homeless people don't have jobs."
"And that's entirely my point. Now get in there and wash my stains."
"By hand."
"That's the spirit! Now get in there and show those clothes who's boss. Me! Because they're mine."
"I hate my life."
"And I hate your life too. We agree!
"Shoot me now."
"But then who'll do my laundry? You're just not thinking ahead, Sarah. You have to look at the big picture."
"I'll just go now."
"Yes you will. With my laundry; and its poo. I love my life."
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2020-06-08 · Failing The Test
2020-06-01 · Best Laid Plans
2020-05-25 · The End?
2020-05-18 · The Only Explanation
2020-05-11 · Personal Victory
2020-05-04 · Six Questions
2020-04-27 · It's A Team Effort
2020-04-20 · The More Things Change
2020-04-13 · It's All About Perspective
2020-04-06 · Fake It 'Til You Make It
2020-03-30 · Keeping It Clean
2020-03-23 · How To Save The World
2020-03-16 · Time For A Change
2020-03-09 · Music To My Ears
2020-03-02 · Unfamiliar Territory
2020-02-24 · Something From Nothing
2020-02-17 · The Times Are Changing
2020-02-10 · The Missing Piece
2020-02-03 · Wrong Place, Wrong Time
2020-01-27 · Overexposure
2020-01-20 · As Seen On TV
2020-01-13 · Written By A.I.
2020-01-06 · Promises Kept
2019-12-30 · Ringing It In
2019-12-23 · Happy Unspecified Seasonal Holiday!
2019-12-16 · The Lair
2019-12-09 · Time To Get Cracking
2019-12-02 · Not A Suicide
2019-11-25 · The One That Knows What Number It Is
2019-11-18 · Venting Frustrations
2019-11-11 · The Test Takers
2019-11-04 · Make Your Play
2019-10-28 · Horror With Smart People
2019-10-21 · The Interview
2019-10-14 · It Must Have Happened At Some Point
2019-10-07 · Work The Problem
2019-09-30 · Cogs in the Machine
2019-09-23 · First of One
2019-09-16 · Curse Your Inevitable Betrayal!
2019-09-09 · Be Brief
2019-09-02 · Changing Channels
2019-08-26 · It's A Process
2019-08-19 · Armed And Dangerous
2019-08-12 · Good Intentions
2019-08-05 · A Simple Procedure
2019-07-29 · Finale Feelings
2019-07-22 · Fun And Profit
2019-07-15 · It Builds Character
2019-07-08 · Aviator Safety
2019-06-24 · Something's Been Bugging Me
2019-06-17 · It's All About You
2019-05-27 · Rough Encounters
2019-05-20 · Wishes Three
2019-05-13 · A Gentle Nudge
2019-05-06 · A Simple Misunderstanding?
2019-04-29 · Don't Spoil It
2019-04-22 · Under Scrutiny
2019-04-15 · Prepare To Resist
2019-04-08 · Making Small Talk
2019-04-01 · The Crisis
2019-03-25 · Just Kidding
2019-03-18 · How About That Local Sports Team?
2019-03-11 · Public Engagement
2019-03-04 · The Hero We Need
2019-02-25 · The Negotiation
2019-02-18 · Executive Orders
2019-02-11 · The Talk
2019-02-04 · The Big Game
2019-01-28 · If It's A Girl...
2019-01-21 · The Nature Of Picasso
2019-01-14 · I'm Sorry, Ms. Jackson
2019-01-07 · Never Saw It Coming
2018-12-31 · Duelling ...Holidays?
2018-12-24 · Too Much Cheer
2018-12-17 · Taking Out The Trash
2018-12-10 · Let's Go To The Movies
2018-12-03 · Not For Donuts
2018-11-26 · Horizons Made Broad
2018-11-19 · It's The Journey That Matters
2018-11-12 · Anthing You Can Do...
2018-11-05 · Let's Call It "Laundry"
2018-10-29 · Unfriended
2018-10-22 · A Conversation About "Tacos"
2018-10-15 · Changes
2018-10-08 · An Adult-Sized Secret
2018-10-01 · Street War
2018-09-24 · Whither Whether Why
2018-09-17 · The Pitch
2018-09-10 · The One That's Meta
2018-09-03 · A Night At The Movies
2018-08-27 · We're Vampires
2018-08-20 · The Final Showdown
2018-08-13 · The End Of The World
2018-08-06 · A More Rational Kind Of Love
2018-07-30 · Death Troubles
2018-07-23 · True Love
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