No narration. Just speech.
"Stephen."
"Barbara."
"What?"
"Sorry, what? I thought we were just yelling random names."
"Stephen is your name."
"It could also be a random name. Anyway, what's up?"
"I'm getting concerned about John."
"Dude, I've been concerned about John for a long time."
"I'm serious."
"I'm serious too. Dude has issues."
"Have you talked to him recently?"
"Not if I can help it."
"He's gotten ...weird."
"You mean weird for John?"
"Yeah."
"That is weird. What's he doing?"
"He's only speaking in movie quotes."
"Isn't that a game on Whose Line?"
"I'm serious. And the Whose Line game is song titles."
"...You want me to talk to him, don't you."
"I want you to talk to him. He's right there."
"Really dude."
"Really. Go talk to him, see if you can get him to be normal."
"Normal for John?"
"Just go."
"Fine. ...Hey John?"
"My name is Inigo Montoya."
"Hey, how're you doing buddy?"
"Are you the Key Master?"
"I'm Stephen."
"I'm a rooster illusion."
"How've you been buddy?"
"I don't know, I'm making this up as I go."
"Well... bye then."
"In case I don't see you, good afternoon good evening and good night."
"So what do you think?"
"I'm not concerned."
"What do you mean you're not concerned? He's only speaking in movie quotes!"
"Yeah. And?"
"And what!?"
"Exactly."
"How is that healthy?"
"Have you paid attention to the quotes he's using?"
"What?"
"He's only quoting good movies. I'm okay with that."
"But he's only speaking in quotes!"
"And you're only speaking in English, but you don't hear me complaining about it."
"You really don't see anything wrong with this?"
"It's a legitimate strategy."
"Strategy for what?"
"Help me help you."
"You're making no sense!"
"You complete me."
"Jerry Maguire?"
"Dark Knight."
"Nice."
2020-06-22 · Boss Music Intensifies
2020-06-15 · Accept the Unexpected
2020-06-08 · Failing The Test
2020-06-01 · Best Laid Plans
2020-05-25 · The End?
2020-05-18 · The Only Explanation
2020-05-11 · Personal Victory
2020-05-04 · Six Questions
2020-04-27 · It's A Team Effort
2020-04-20 · The More Things Change
2020-04-13 · It's All About Perspective
2020-04-06 · Fake It 'Til You Make It
2020-03-30 · Keeping It Clean
2020-03-23 · How To Save The World
2020-03-16 · Time For A Change
2020-03-09 · Music To My Ears
2020-03-02 · Unfamiliar Territory
2020-02-24 · Something From Nothing
2020-02-17 · The Times Are Changing
2020-02-10 · The Missing Piece
2020-02-03 · Wrong Place, Wrong Time
2020-01-27 · Overexposure
2020-01-20 · As Seen On TV
2020-01-13 · Written By A.I.
2020-01-06 · Promises Kept
2019-12-30 · Ringing It In
2019-12-23 · Happy Unspecified Seasonal Holiday!
2019-12-16 · The Lair
2019-12-09 · Time To Get Cracking
2019-12-02 · Not A Suicide
2019-11-25 · The One That Knows What Number It Is
2019-11-18 · Venting Frustrations
2019-11-11 · The Test Takers
2019-11-04 · Make Your Play
2019-10-28 · Horror With Smart People
2019-10-21 · The Interview
2019-10-14 · It Must Have Happened At Some Point
2019-10-07 · Work The Problem
2019-09-30 · Cogs in the Machine
2019-09-23 · First of One
2019-09-16 · Curse Your Inevitable Betrayal!
2019-09-09 · Be Brief
2019-09-02 · Changing Channels
2019-08-26 · It's A Process
2019-08-19 · Armed And Dangerous
2019-08-12 · Good Intentions
2019-08-05 · A Simple Procedure
2019-07-29 · Finale Feelings
2019-07-22 · Fun And Profit
2019-07-15 · It Builds Character
2019-07-08 · Aviator Safety
2019-06-24 · Something's Been Bugging Me
2019-06-17 · It's All About You
2019-05-27 · Rough Encounters
2019-05-20 · Wishes Three
2019-05-13 · A Gentle Nudge
2019-05-06 · A Simple Misunderstanding?
2019-04-29 · Don't Spoil It
2019-04-22 · Under Scrutiny
2019-04-15 · Prepare To Resist
2019-04-08 · Making Small Talk
2019-04-01 · The Crisis
2019-03-25 · Just Kidding
2019-03-18 · How About That Local Sports Team?
2019-03-11 · Public Engagement
2019-03-04 · The Hero We Need
2019-02-25 · The Negotiation
2019-02-18 · Executive Orders
2019-02-11 · The Talk
2019-02-04 · The Big Game
2019-01-28 · If It's A Girl...
2019-01-21 · The Nature Of Picasso
2019-01-14 · I'm Sorry, Ms. Jackson
2019-01-07 · Never Saw It Coming
2018-12-31 · Duelling ...Holidays?
2018-12-24 · Too Much Cheer
2018-12-17 · Taking Out The Trash
2018-12-10 · Let's Go To The Movies
2018-12-03 · Not For Donuts
2018-11-26 · Horizons Made Broad
2018-11-19 · It's The Journey That Matters
2018-11-12 · Anthing You Can Do...
2018-11-05 · Let's Call It "Laundry"
2018-10-29 · Unfriended
2018-10-22 · A Conversation About "Tacos"
2018-10-15 · Changes
2018-10-08 · An Adult-Sized Secret
2018-10-01 · Street War
2018-09-24 · Whither Whether Why
2018-09-17 · The Pitch
2018-09-10 · The One That's Meta
2018-09-03 · A Night At The Movies
2018-08-27 · We're Vampires
2018-08-20 · The Final Showdown
2018-08-13 · The End Of The World
2018-08-06 · A More Rational Kind Of Love
2018-07-30 · Death Troubles
2018-07-23 · True Love
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