No narration. Just speech.
"Hey."
"Yeah?"
"I want to fight."
"'Kay."
"Fight me."
"What?"
"Fight me."
"I don't want to fight you."
"Come on, I want to fight."
"Do you want to fight me specifically, or you just want to fight in general?"
"I just want to fight in general, and you're the one here with me. Fight me."
"I'm not going to fight you."
"I think your mom is hot."
"My mom's dead."
"You heard me."
"You think my dead mom is hot?"
"If it'll get you to fight me, yes. If it won't, then no, that's creepy and weird."
"Look, I'm not going to fight you. Try Rodney, he's always up for a scrap."
"Rodney's twice my size and it's all daddy issues. I want to fight, but I want to live, too."
"Well, you should have thought about that before I texted him that you think his mother is hot."
"You didn't!"
"See for yourself."
"...I... need to go be anywhere other than here."
"I thought you said you wanted to fight?"
"Yeah, I want to fight, not be a murder victim."
"Please, it's not premeditated. You'll be a manslaughter victim."
"As if that's any better?"
"Well, it seems to me that you've got a problem on your hands."
"Yeah, one that you put there!"
"See, this all sounds like a giant 'you' problem.
"Yeah, until Rodney finds out you lied."
"If you'll excuse me, I need to go be not here."
"Hey, don't you abandon me here!"
"Sorry, I have things to do that require me to be in one piece."
"Don't leave me!"
"You'll do fine, I believe in you! Just try not to make him mad. ...madder."
"I'm going to die."
"You'll do great! I believe in you!"
"Why are humans allowed to get that big? There oughta be a law."
"You insulted my mother?"
"Actually in a certain light it was rather a compliment."
"Close your eyes. This will hurt."
"You're worried about hurting me?"
"You look like you weigh less than my shirt. Yes, I'm worried about hurting you. I don't want to have to deal with police."
"That's fair. Tell your sister I love her."
"Will do. Now hold tight; this will hurt."
2020-06-22 · Boss Music Intensifies
2020-06-15 · Accept the Unexpected
2020-06-08 · Failing The Test
2020-06-01 · Best Laid Plans
2020-05-25 · The End?
2020-05-18 · The Only Explanation
2020-05-11 · Personal Victory
2020-05-04 · Six Questions
2020-04-27 · It's A Team Effort
2020-04-20 · The More Things Change
2020-04-13 · It's All About Perspective
2020-04-06 · Fake It 'Til You Make It
2020-03-30 · Keeping It Clean
2020-03-23 · How To Save The World
2020-03-16 · Time For A Change
2020-03-09 · Music To My Ears
2020-03-02 · Unfamiliar Territory
2020-02-24 · Something From Nothing
2020-02-17 · The Times Are Changing
2020-02-10 · The Missing Piece
2020-02-03 · Wrong Place, Wrong Time
2020-01-27 · Overexposure
2020-01-20 · As Seen On TV
2020-01-13 · Written By A.I.
2020-01-06 · Promises Kept
2019-12-30 · Ringing It In
2019-12-23 · Happy Unspecified Seasonal Holiday!
2019-12-16 · The Lair
2019-12-09 · Time To Get Cracking
2019-12-02 · Not A Suicide
2019-11-25 · The One That Knows What Number It Is
2019-11-18 · Venting Frustrations
2019-11-11 · The Test Takers
2019-11-04 · Make Your Play
2019-10-28 · Horror With Smart People
2019-10-21 · The Interview
2019-10-14 · It Must Have Happened At Some Point
2019-10-07 · Work The Problem
2019-09-30 · Cogs in the Machine
2019-09-23 · First of One
2019-09-16 · Curse Your Inevitable Betrayal!
2019-09-09 · Be Brief
2019-09-02 · Changing Channels
2019-08-26 · It's A Process
2019-08-19 · Armed And Dangerous
2019-08-12 · Good Intentions
2019-08-05 · A Simple Procedure
2019-07-29 · Finale Feelings
2019-07-22 · Fun And Profit
2019-07-15 · It Builds Character
2019-07-08 · Aviator Safety
2019-06-24 · Something's Been Bugging Me
2019-06-17 · It's All About You
2019-05-27 · Rough Encounters
2019-05-20 · Wishes Three
2019-05-13 · A Gentle Nudge
2019-05-06 · A Simple Misunderstanding?
2019-04-29 · Don't Spoil It
2019-04-22 · Under Scrutiny
2019-04-15 · Prepare To Resist
2019-04-08 · Making Small Talk
2019-04-01 · The Crisis
2019-03-25 · Just Kidding
2019-03-18 · How About That Local Sports Team?
2019-03-11 · Public Engagement
2019-03-04 · The Hero We Need
2019-02-25 · The Negotiation
2019-02-18 · Executive Orders
2019-02-11 · The Talk
2019-02-04 · The Big Game
2019-01-28 · If It's A Girl...
2019-01-21 · The Nature Of Picasso
2019-01-14 · I'm Sorry, Ms. Jackson
2019-01-07 · Never Saw It Coming
2018-12-31 · Duelling ...Holidays?
2018-12-24 · Too Much Cheer
2018-12-17 · Taking Out The Trash
2018-12-10 · Let's Go To The Movies
2018-12-03 · Not For Donuts
2018-11-26 · Horizons Made Broad
2018-11-19 · It's The Journey That Matters
2018-11-12 · Anthing You Can Do...
2018-11-05 · Let's Call It "Laundry"
2018-10-29 · Unfriended
2018-10-22 · A Conversation About "Tacos"
2018-10-15 · Changes
2018-10-08 · An Adult-Sized Secret
2018-10-01 · Street War
2018-09-24 · Whither Whether Why
2018-09-17 · The Pitch
2018-09-10 · The One That's Meta
2018-09-03 · A Night At The Movies
2018-08-27 · We're Vampires
2018-08-20 · The Final Showdown
2018-08-13 · The End Of The World
2018-08-06 · A More Rational Kind Of Love
2018-07-30 · Death Troubles
2018-07-23 · True Love
2018-07-18 · At Least It's Not Des Moines