No narration. Just speech.
"Dude."
"Bro."
"Dude, look at that chick."
"Bro, what chick?"
"Dude, that chick."
"Bro, really, what chick?"
"Dude, that chick right there."
"Bro, I think that's a dude."
"Dude, no, that's a chick."
"Bro, look at her muscles. That's a dude."
"Dude, look at her chest. That's a chick."
"Bro, I'm telling you, her abs are bigger than mine. That's a dude."
"Dude, look at the way her hair flows down all gracefully, and those cheekbones. That's definitely a chick."
"Bro, are you okay? You got all intellectual for a sec."
"Dude, I think I might be having a stroke."
"Bro, that sucks."
"Dude, I know."
"Bro, but seriously, I'll bet you fifty push ups that's a dude."
"Dude, I'll bet you a hundred pull ups she's a chick."
"Bro, I'll bet you twenty power cleans she's a dude."
"Dude, I'll bet you thirty deadlifts she's a chick."
"You two know that you sound like idiots, right? And that other people can hear you?"
"Bro, who're you?"
"Dude, you're the one who sounds like an idiot."
"What are you two even arguing about?"
"Dude, my dude thinks that chick right there's a dude."
"That's Amanda. She's awesome."
"Dude, I told you she's a chick!"
"No, she's not a 'chick,' she's a woman. She's smarter than both of you put together, and by the looks of you she's stronger than you both too."
"Bro, that's not cool. I can squat 200."
"Dude, yeah, that's not cool. I can deadlift 300."
"Those are both less than what the warms up with."
"Bro, that's sick."
"Dude, that can't be right."
"Bro, I think he's lying to us."
"Dude, I know. We should go talk to her."
"I'll bet neither of you have the balls to even say hi to her."
"Dude, I'll say hi to her right now."
"Bro, you can't stop me from saying hi to her."
"Good. I'll call her over. Hey Amanda!"
"Yeah?"
"Could you come over here for a minute?"
"Sure, just let me rep out."
"Bro, what are you doing?"
"Dude, what are you doing?"
"Bro, you're gonna make us look bad in front of the hotties."
"I thought you said you were going to say hi to her. This is your chance. You don't even have to move, she's coming to you."
"Dude, what's she doing?"
"Bro, it looks like she's doing pull ups with an extra 90 pounds."
"Dude, can you do that?"
"Bro, I can't. Can you?"
"Dude, I can't."
"Bro, I told you she's a dude!"
"Dude, here she comes."
"Hey Scott, what's up?"
"Amanda, hey. These two fine gentlemen were just telling me how much they admire your fitness, and they wanted to introduce themselves."
"Oh. Hi, I'm Amanda."
"Dude."
"Bro."
"I'm neither of those, but hey."
"Dude, I told you."
"Bro, you did tell me. I'll never doubt you again."
"I'm very confused."
"Oh, I forgot to mention that; they were actually arguing over whether you're a man because you're stronger than they are."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Dude, why would you sell my bro out like that?"
"I didn't - I sold you both out like that."
"Bro, that's not cool."
"Dude, that's so not cool."
"I don't think either of you are cool. Scott, are these guys for real?"
"I'm afraid so. I mean, as far as I can tell they are anyway."
"That's so sad."
"Dude, how did you get so strong?"
"Do you really want to know?"
"Dude, I do."
"Okay. First stop calling me dude."
"Dude, okay. I mean... okay. How did you get so strong?"
"The truth?"
"Du- I mean, yes please."
"I train hard and eat right, and I don't give up just because it gets hard."
"Bro, ask her why."
"Dude, I will, shut up. Erm... why?"
"Because strong girls are hot."
"Dude."
"And because maintaining a general level of fitness leads to less heart disease and a generally more healthy body, and I like having this much energy."
"I told you she was smart."
"Aw, that's sweet."
"Thanks."
"I need to go finish my workout though. I'll see you later hun. And you two... get smarter. You're not reaching your potential. Be better than that."
"Dude, I told you I could talk to her!"
"Bro, yeah, we told you we could talk to her!"
"Dude, I did all the talking; you were just standing there."
"Bro, I was standing here like a boss."
"Dude, you were."
"Doesn't one of you have to do five hundred crunches or something? That was a lot of betting you did."
"Bro, that's right. I lost."
"Dude, you're gonna get ripped though."
"I think you should both do all of those exercises."
"Dude, why? I won the bet."
"Because maybe if you actually apply yourself in here, rather than just calling each other 'dude' and 'bro' all the time, you'll be able to do what she can do. Then maybe you won't be out-muscled by a woman six inches shorter than you."
"Dude, but it was a bet."
"Maybe, but you both failed your bet with me."
"Bro, what are you talking about?"
"Neither of you ever said hi."
"Dude."
"Bro."
"Dude, he's right."
"Bro, we're gonna get swole."
"Dude, wait, why did she call you hun?"
"Because she's my wife."
"Bro, you married her?"
"What can I say? Strong girls are hot."
2020-06-22 · Boss Music Intensifies
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2020-06-01 · Best Laid Plans
2020-05-25 · The End?
2020-05-18 · The Only Explanation
2020-05-11 · Personal Victory
2020-05-04 · Six Questions
2020-04-27 · It's A Team Effort
2020-04-20 · The More Things Change
2020-04-13 · It's All About Perspective
2020-04-06 · Fake It 'Til You Make It
2020-03-30 · Keeping It Clean
2020-03-23 · How To Save The World
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2020-03-09 · Music To My Ears
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2020-02-24 · Something From Nothing
2020-02-17 · The Times Are Changing
2020-02-10 · The Missing Piece
2020-02-03 · Wrong Place, Wrong Time
2020-01-27 · Overexposure
2020-01-20 · As Seen On TV
2020-01-13 · Written By A.I.
2020-01-06 · Promises Kept
2019-12-30 · Ringing It In
2019-12-23 · Happy Unspecified Seasonal Holiday!
2019-12-16 · The Lair
2019-12-09 · Time To Get Cracking
2019-12-02 · Not A Suicide
2019-11-25 · The One That Knows What Number It Is
2019-11-18 · Venting Frustrations
2019-11-11 · The Test Takers
2019-11-04 · Make Your Play
2019-10-28 · Horror With Smart People
2019-10-21 · The Interview
2019-10-14 · It Must Have Happened At Some Point
2019-10-07 · Work The Problem
2019-09-30 · Cogs in the Machine
2019-09-23 · First of One
2019-09-16 · Curse Your Inevitable Betrayal!
2019-09-09 · Be Brief
2019-09-02 · Changing Channels
2019-08-26 · It's A Process
2019-08-19 · Armed And Dangerous
2019-08-12 · Good Intentions
2019-08-05 · A Simple Procedure
2019-07-29 · Finale Feelings
2019-07-22 · Fun And Profit
2019-07-15 · It Builds Character
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2019-06-24 · Something's Been Bugging Me
2019-06-17 · It's All About You
2019-05-27 · Rough Encounters
2019-05-20 · Wishes Three
2019-05-13 · A Gentle Nudge
2019-05-06 · A Simple Misunderstanding?
2019-04-29 · Don't Spoil It
2019-04-22 · Under Scrutiny
2019-04-15 · Prepare To Resist
2019-04-08 · Making Small Talk
2019-04-01 · The Crisis
2019-03-25 · Just Kidding
2019-03-18 · How About That Local Sports Team?
2019-03-11 · Public Engagement
2019-03-04 · The Hero We Need
2019-02-25 · The Negotiation
2019-02-18 · Executive Orders
2019-02-11 · The Talk
2019-02-04 · The Big Game
2019-01-28 · If It's A Girl...
2019-01-21 · The Nature Of Picasso
2019-01-14 · I'm Sorry, Ms. Jackson
2019-01-07 · Never Saw It Coming
2018-12-31 · Duelling ...Holidays?
2018-12-24 · Too Much Cheer
2018-12-17 · Taking Out The Trash
2018-12-10 · Let's Go To The Movies
2018-12-03 · Not For Donuts
2018-11-26 · Horizons Made Broad
2018-11-19 · It's The Journey That Matters
2018-11-12 · Anthing You Can Do...
2018-11-05 · Let's Call It "Laundry"
2018-10-29 · Unfriended
2018-10-22 · A Conversation About "Tacos"
2018-10-15 · Changes
2018-10-08 · An Adult-Sized Secret
2018-10-01 · Street War
2018-09-24 · Whither Whether Why
2018-09-17 · The Pitch
2018-09-10 · The One That's Meta
2018-09-03 · A Night At The Movies
2018-08-27 · We're Vampires
2018-08-20 · The Final Showdown
2018-08-13 · The End Of The World
2018-08-06 · A More Rational Kind Of Love
2018-07-30 · Death Troubles
2018-07-23 · True Love
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