No narration. Just speech.
"Are you ready?"
"I'm ready."
"You're sure."
"I'm sure."
"And you know that once you start, you can have no human contact."
"I'm aware."
"You will be fed from a stick."
"Isn't that a safety risk?"
"Everything here is a safety risk. It's the rules."
"I see."
"Have you slathered yourself in goose fat?"
"Ew."
"Agreed. But have you done it?"
"Yes?"
"You're not sure?"
"Yes."
"Yes you've done it or yes you're not sure?"
"Yes I've done it."
"Excellent. Goggles?"
"Check."
"Noseplug?"
"Check."
"Payment?"
"Cheque."
"Costume?"
"I'm allowed to wear a costume?"
"It's the rules."
"Sarah! Go home and fetch my penguin suit!"
"No arms or legs."
"I have both arms AND legs."
"I mean the costume."
"The costume has both arms and legs too."
"Not if you're wearing it for this it doesn't."
"Balls."
"It can have those."
"How's the water?"
"It's cold."
"Hence the goose fat."
"Cap?"
"LA Dodgers."
"I mean swim cap."
"Yes, I have one."
"Good. Now, once you begin, you must continue until you reach the end."
"Can't stop won't stop."
"Basically. The world record is just under 7 hours."
"I won't beat that."
"The other world record is about 28 hours."
"I might beat that."
"Faster or slower?"
"Yep."
"Fair. That boat is there to follow you, feed you, and make sure other boats don't turn you into mulch."
"What did the shark say to his friend the fish?"
"What?"
"Hello, chum."
"Isn't that from a movie?"
"I don't know, probably. Everything is nowadays."
"Okay, are you ready?"
"As ready as I'm liable to be."
"That's good enough for me. Whenever you're ready then."
"I'll see you on the other side."
"Only in clear weather. I'm staying here."
"You're not going to catch a ride to the other side?"
"I'm not allowed in France any more. Not since the incident."
"Why, what happened?"
"I don't want to say. It involved goose fat."
"Ew."
"Agreed."
"Well, I suppose it's time to swim."
"I suppose so. Good luck!"
"Thanks. One question though."
"What's that?"
"How do you swim?"
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