No narration. Just speech.
"It's Kevin Spacey."
"What?"
"I said it's Kevin Spacey."
"I heard what you said, what are you talking about?"
"In the movie. He's the guy. It's Kevin Spacey."
"What, really?"
"Yeah. It's Kevin Spacey."
"Why the hell would you tell me that?"
"I read that hearing spoilers will make you enjoy it more."
"No. That's the opposite of true."
"I don't think so. I read it in a peer reviewed article."
"So because you read it online it must be true?"
"Not necessarily, but in this case I think it is."
"I'm telling you, it's not and you're an asshole."
"Why?"
"Let me ask you this: the first time you watched this, did you know it was Kevin Spacey?"
"No."
"And did you enjoy it?"
"A lot."
"And how many times did you get that feeling that you had the first time you saw it, when you didn't know who it was?"
"Just the first time, obviously. It was great."
"Right. And the times after that?"
"It was still great, but different."
"Exactly. You just ruined my first time. You took it from me. I will never get to see the movie the same way you did for the first time, because you decided on your own that I didn't deserve it."
"But the article said you'd enjoy it more!"
"Do you?"
"Do I what?"
"Do you enjoy it more now that you know the end than you did the first time?"
"I mean, I'd say I enjoy it differently. I get to see all the clues along the way that I wasn't looking for before."
"But you still got to enjoy it both ways."
"Right."
"Right. I didn't."
"No?"
"No. Because you stole it from me by telling me who it is."
"I didn't think about that."
"No you didn't."
"Man, I'm an asshole."
"Yes you are. And if you spoil Endgame for me, I'll punch you in the throat."
"I won't."
"Damn right you won't."
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