No narration. Just speech.
"I've come to a decision."
"This is never a good thing."
"Josh, stop joking around, I'm serious."
"Okay, you've come to a decision. What have you come to a decision about?"
"What to name my kid."
"You don't have a kid."
"Of course I don't; if I did, giving her a new name now would be stupid."
"Sorry, you're right. What are you going to name your future kid with a woman you haven't met yet because you've been single for as long as I've known you?"
"That hurts."
"It was meant to. So what are you going to name him?"
"Her."
"You're going to name him Her?"
"No, it's a name for a girl. What am I doing to name her?"
"How am I supposed to know that? You haven't told me yet."
"Stop being an ass."
"So what are you going to name her?"
"Anandroid."
"You're going to call her an android?"
"I'm going to name her Anandroid. Anne or Anna for short."
"I'm almost afraid to ask, but why are you going to name your imaginary future daughter Anandroid?"
"It's strategic, like everything I do."
"Like how you always engage in a land war in Asia."
"Says the man who's never won a game of Risk in his life."
"Sorry, continue. How is it strategic to name your non-existant daughter Anandroid?"
"It's so I can mess with people. This way, when I introduce her to people, I can say 'This is my daughter. She's Anandroid.' And then they'll say 'Holy crap, you have an android!?' It'll be glorious."
"See, this is why it pains me to know you. Because you do things like this, and I have to pretend they're somewhere in the vicinity of logical."
"Look me in the eye and tell me it wouldn't be great to mess with people on that personal of a level."
"What personal? The only one you'd be messing with is your own fake daughter."
"Of course it is. What's the point of having kids if you don't scar them for life by giving them a messed up name?"
"You would name your daughter Anandroid, just to screw with her from birth."
"When her teacher calls attendance, they'll call out 'Is Anandroid here?' and she'll have to say 'Yes, I'm Anandroid.'"
"You are so seriously messed up."
"Tell me that wouldn't be glorious."
"...You win."
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