No narration. Just speech.
"I got a wrong email today."
"You got a what?"
"A wrong email."
"Like, it came through garbled or something?"
"No, it's when someone types in the recipient address wrong, so it goes to the wrong person."
"But your email address is ButtSlappingHorseBoy..."
"I know. I'm as confused as you are."
"I mean, were they trying to send to ButtSlappingHorseBoy2 and left off the digit? Who else thinks of that?"
"And how bad does it feel to try to register ButtSlappingHorseBoy and get told it's already in use?"
"I can't even begin to imagine."
"I like to think they were trying to send to HorseSlappingButtBoy. That's way more amusing to me."
"How about ButtBoySlappingHorse?"
"Well now that's just obscene."
"So, don't keep me in suspense, what did it say?"
"It was from my mom."
"Wait, your mom sent you a wrong email? How does that work?"
"Well, the email address I gave her was Kevin18."
"But your name's Steve."
"Clever, right?"
"I'm not really sure what you're trying to accomplish there."
"She mostly sends me stuff like chain letters, so I gave her an email address that didn't relate to me."
"That's ...clever?"
"Why not? Anyway, it was a work email she sent me."
"Your mom wrong emailed work content to ButtSlappingHorseBoy?"
"Yep."
"...How?"
"I honestly don't know."
"I mean, it's not like she accidentally selected you because you were next to the intended recipient in her address book, at least from what you've told me."
"It might never make sense to anyone. Also, it turns out my mom's a hooker."
"Say what now?"
"Yeah. She was sending pictures to the guy who manages her website, and somehow sent them to me instead. I've now seen parts of her that I wish I could forget."
"You found out your mom's a hooker, and the part you led with was the wrong email!?"
"It seemed more interesting."
"Than finding out your mom's been living a double life all this time?"
"Well when you frame it as if she's a spy, yeah, that makes that the more interesting part."
"It was always the more interesting part!"
"More interesting than how her webmaster has an email that can reasonably be typoed to ButtSlappingHorseBoy? I mean, what fetishes does that person have?"
"It's your email address. What fetishes do you have?"
"Dude, you don't even want to know."
"Well, I didn't, but now I kind of do. You're not going to go all Mr. Hands, are you?"
"God no. I like feet, I like slapping the girl's butt, and I have a massive penis."
"Massive pe- ah, I see. Horse boy."
"Horse boy."
"So what are you going to do about the email? Are you going to tell her about it?"
"Nooo, that would be a very awkward conversation. I'm going to do nothing about it. Delete it, pretend I never got it."
"You can't unsee those pictures. You said so yourself."
"But I can make sure I don't have copies of them."
"I don't know what I'd do if my mom sent me pictures like that. I hope I never have to find out."
"I know what I'd do if your mom sent me pictures like that."
"Delete them like it never happened, I trust?"
"Are you kidding? Your mom's super hot. I'm making them my wallpaper."
"Well, that's my cue to leave."
"I'd bang your mom! Treat her super well!"
"Good bye, horse boy."
"Bye Stacy."
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